<!DOCTYPE html> <html> <head><title>LEZZO.org</title> <meta charset="UTF-8"> <link rel="stylesheet" href="./bulma.min.css"> <style> .block_article { width: 500px; height: 650px; background-size: cover; line-height: 230px; text-align: center; border-radius: 10px; } .block_article span { color: white; text-shadow: 2px 2px black; font-size: 1.3em; } </style> </head> <body background="processed/space_background.gif"> <nav class="navbar is-transparent" style="background-color: transparent"> <div class="navbar-brand"> <img src="processed/logolezzo.gif"> </div> <div class="navbar-menu"> <div class="navbar-start"> <div class="navbar-item"> <p class="title has-text-white"><text class="has-text-warning"> >(///)< </text>Sei felice oggi? </p> </div> </div> <div class="navbar-end"> <div class="navbar-item"> <p class="title has-text-white"><text class="has-text-warning"> ( ´◔ ω◔`) ノシ </text> Did your mom -Os your brain when you were a baby? </p> </div> </div> </div> </nav> <div class="section"> <div class="container"> <div class="columns is-variable is-4-desktop is-8-widescreen is-4-fullhd"> <div class="column is-one-half"> <div class="section"> <div class="container"> <article class="message" style="background: #ffe; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 238); background-position-x: center; background-position-y: top; background-repeat: repeat-x; background-attachment: scroll; background-size: auto; background-origin: padding-box; background-clip: border-box;"> <div class="message-body"> <p> <strong>News</strong><br> - 11/05/2022: Abbiamo aggiunto una <a href="https://lezzo.org/welcome/"><strong>pagina di benvenuto</strong></a>.<br> - 25/09/2021: abbiamo deciso che un <strong><a href="blog/index.html">blog</a></strong> è necessario all'estetica di lezzo.org. </p> </div> </article> <article class="message" style="background: #ffe; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 238); background-position-x: center; background-position-y: top; background-repeat: repeat-x; background-attachment: scroll; background-size: auto; background-origin: padding-box; background-clip: border-box;"> <div class="message-body"> <p> Benvenuto! <a href="https://lezzo.org/happy/g/thread/51">(per i newfag)</a> </p> <p> <span class="has-text-success-dark">> regola d'oro </span> <br> <span> Anche se sei venuto a conoscenza dei nostri nomi irl, non nominarli MAI. 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