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<link rel="shortcut icon"><title>PRESENT DAY, PRESENT TIME.</title>
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<div id="sidebar">
<div id="header"></div>
We're charging our battery
<br>
And now we're full of energy
<br>
We are the robots
<br>
We are the robots
<br>
We are the robots
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We are the robots
<br>
<br>
We're functioning automatic
<br>
And we are dancing mechanic
<br>
We are the robots
<br>
We are the robots
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We are the robots
<br>
We are the robots
<br>
<br>
Я твой слуга
<br>
Я твой работник
<br>
<br>
We are programmed just to do
<br>
Anything you want us to
<br>
We are the robots
<br>
We are the robots
<br>
We are the robots
<br>
We are the robots
<br>
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We're functioning automatic
<br>
And we are dancing mechanic
<br>
We are the robots
<br>
We are the robots
<br>
We are the robots
<br>
We are the robots
<br>
<br>
Я твой слуга
<br>
Я твой работник
<br>
<br>
Я твой слуга
<br>
Я твой работник
<br>
<br>
WE ARE THE ROBOTS
<br>
</div>
</div>
<a href="/home.html">
<div style="background-color:black;border-style:solid;border-width:5px;color:red;text-decoration:none;text-align:center;position:fixed;
bottom:0px;right:0px;padding:5px;z-index:99;"></div></a>
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<div id="welcome" style="text-align:left;">
<div id="marquee"><marquee behavior="scroll" direction="left" scrolldelay="0" scrollamount="10">WE ARE THE ROBOTS</marquee></div>
<br>
Comandi:
<br>
- !help: this page
<br>
- !quack: random quack fact
<br>
- !asino: roll a dice (0 .. 6) or choose between different options
<br>
- !alert: send the same message in 1d, 2h, 3m, 5d, etc...
<br>
<br>
Plus more goodies if some keywords appear in one of the messages.
<br>
<div style="text-align:center;">
<br>
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<br> we have no memory <br>
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<img src="./processed/kraft.png" width=400, height=400>
</div>
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